Have you ever been sitting at your computer creeping on your high school acquaintance’s Facebook page or Googling pictures of Robert Pattinson and thought, “Hot damn! I really wish I could send this person a singing telegram, but I just don’t have the time or resources.” Well, now you have TMC! The Middlest Child is now offering an Internet Singing Telegram service specializing in birthdays, bat mitzvahs, and divorces. Available for hire immediately. We’re starting off this new service with a very special birthday tribute to a man who was raised by a pack of wild bears and taught how to sing by the gods: Jon Bon Jovi. The Jovinator turns 47 years old today, March 2, and we’re kicking it off right.
Feel free to visit our About Us/Contact page in order to get in touch with us about an Internet Singing Telegram of your own. Brought to you by Kari G. and Dres F.C. with special thanks to Mimi G.
How do I make a request?
Email Kari G or Dres F.C.