Remember that time, back in the day, when you would scream out “That ain’t fair Mom. I need to watch Batman!…I need those shoes….I need the new the James Bond game!” Your mother would just look in the review mirror and tell you “Ain’t, ain’t a word. Now be quiet I’m not getting you a game with murdering in it.” Then she beat you so badly you thought you could never love again? Little did she know you would be playing a tiny game called Grand Theft Auto which had everything in it only leaving you to honestly think, “Is there rape in this game?” Which of course there is not, Cletus McSimpleton.
Now you can look at your Mother and tell her to suck it. Ain’t is in the dictionary and buy me my fucking Goldeneye right the fuck now you soulless tramp!
Here are the top words that have been added to our everyday vernacular inspired by hip-hop/rap.
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“Skeet”
In a Sentence: “I was wicked hard and skeeted all over the walls loosing control like a fireman’s hose on PCP I flew through the air and lost consciousness as I hit the ceiling.”
Commentary: The best part about “skeet” is the versatility that has become of the word. It is now used in ways that have nothing to do with its original usage. For instance, “Hey man, can I get a skeet of your orange juice?” In this case, skeet is no longer shackled in it’s verb prison, but rather freed as an adjective. It’s beautiful.
Yet with its versatility people still don’t understand skeets true meaning. …
Popular Thought of Origin: The Ying Yang Twins feat. Lil’ John & the Eastside Boys- “Get Low”
3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low (x6)
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
Till the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
Correct Origin: Two Live Crew – “Sketta”
“Let me skeet, don’t hesitate
It ain’t good to masturbate
Hoe, I’ll let you suck my dick
If you say you’ll be my bitch
You’ll be proud to be my hoe
I’ll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (Woman: Yeah, Marquis…)
I’m the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we’ll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free”
Urban Dictionary:
Contd:…The O.G. Two Live Crew was raw business in how they used “skeet.” In your mouth, on ones face it doesn’t matter to them. Since they came first (God Damnit) I think this puts an end to the debate as if skeet means to specifically pull out and ejaculate on ones face or simply just nut anywhere, anytime. Finally.
Note: It appears that skeeting on walls is a very popular locale.
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“____ Shizzle”
Made Popular: Snoop Dogg.
Most Popular Usage : “FO-SHIZZLE”
Shizzle: Suffix. Really anything added to the end of ANY word. Snoop Doggy Dogg’s experimentation with the English language.
Urban Dictionary:
Significance: “Shizzle,” has taken the opposite path of skeet. Instead of getting better with age, white kids everywhere abuse a word that was only mildly amusing to begin with. If anyone hears this word again it will be too soon. Appreciate Snoop for all he’s done; given hope to skinny malnutritioned kids everywhere, taking girls at the end of dog collars to a classy level, making low riders even cooler, but for this language experimentation he was a damn evil genius. Sure he lives on as the inventor of “ _____ shizzle,” but is hated in the process of doing so by annoyed friends everywhere. Where does this leave Snoop?
P.S. Jay Leno, the answer is not in the dog house. Jay Leno zing!
In a sentence:
“Want to go hang at the local Dairy Queen?”
“ Fo-Shizzle my nizzle. Lets get some dairy-izzle.”
GUN SHOT.
Your Frat brother is now bleeding from his forehead.
GUN SHOT.
Insurance shot.
GUN SHOT.
For fun.
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“Crunk”
Origin: While some believe it is taken from the Conan Obrein Show most subscribe to the theory it was handed down from any southern hip hop artist. Some say it is a combination of drunk + high. Others say it is a past participle of crank. Yet, even others say it’s to be so jazzed up about something, like where you come from, that you are just really, really, really, excited. This is much like a teenage girl at the premier of Twlight. Both partygoers got really, really, really, let down when it was all over. Twilight Zing!
In a sentence: “I got sooooooooo crunk last night”
“I know man I still can’t close my mouth”
Urban Dictionary:
Interesting Fact: It’s actually in the dictionary!
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“Nucka”
Origin: A pathetic excuse for white people to say an abridged/PC version of N***A. Not really used in any hip-hop songs but somehow grouped into the terminology by other white people. Many others however heed to the definition that it is Sucka + N***A.
Urban Dictionary:
In a sentence:
“My Nucka what’s up?”
MURDER.
Person dead for being an asshole.
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There you have it. The first installment of what may be a reoccurring list. Feel free to post other words you would like to see dissected by our crack team of linguists here at The Middlest Child. Peace. Love. And skeet.
Scoreboard: For those of you keeping track…
T.M.C. 1 – “Twlight” 0
T.M.C. 1 – Jay Leno 0
P.S: This entire article was written entirely while listening to Phantom Planet.
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