The Middlest Child

Week in and week out katee and Josh seem to rock the spot like Bosquiat minus the herion.(Line completely stolen from Gym Class Heroes) ANYWAY, they did it again. First with the Waltz. From my professional Waltzing career I can tell you first hand that they did well and Joshes pants did fit nicer. A subtle something that has been occurring over the last two weeks…the attention shifting away from Josh and to katee in a positive way. Sure Josh was bouncing a little tonight but shit wouldn’t you if your balls went from being in a vice grip (samba pants) to swimming in a ocean of freedom? I think so. Here is the video. Try not to focus on Joshes bouncing and more on the cool lifts like katee winding down his leg like lights around a Christmas tree.

Then by “coincidence,” the couple got brand new to the So You Think You Can Dance stage the Bollywood style of dance. Look that shit was for sure rigged. The producers knew they were trying a cultural dance that was brand new and they couldn’t fuck it up and embarrass that culture. So what did they do? They rigged the pull from a hat routine and made sure their best couple danced it and made it look good. Their plan did not back fire. Katee and Josh smashed it and spun on their knees all the way to the top ten. (In my opinion)

On an update for So You Think You Can Write (Write…Write) I soared into the top ten with a stellar performance with my contemporary rendition of judge F Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby in which all the main characters are trolls living inside Gotham City and the green light was the Bat symbol. Dr. Suess remains the leader in the competition but all of the judges agreed that his latest effort of one fish two fish red fish blue fish will not cut it if he wants to walk away with the title. In a write for your life competition John Steinbeck was eliminated due to no one feeling bad for the unfortunate endings of any of his characters.

I’m still waiting for the Judges to realize that the show is not about them but about the dancers. What a novel idea. Nigel the attention-grabbing whore annoys me frequently. Also, I really do like Gev and Courtney but the judges saying that they are the best couple? If that’s the case I’m black.

Everyone needs to check out the best solution to Joh McCains VP and look out for tomorrows post on the modern day superhero you never knew almost existed. (Hint: He’s from the Wu Tang Clan) Vote for Katee, read all the middlest most recent and tell your friends. We love big families here.