By: Dres F.C.
The samba hails from Brazil. What is the capital of Brazil? Please know this. I hope everyone knows this and I will not tell you the answer because you should most definitely know this.
Anyway, Brazil is the home to a little city I like to call Rio De Janeiro probably one of the sexiest cities in the world that claims women like Giselle, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio. So when Katee and Josh pulled the samba card I imagine they knew what they had to do. Good thing Mary gave them the propers needed with her hot tamale train. Seriously that woman must survive on a strict diet of vodka, gin, and annoyance.
So much to be said about that “dress” Katee was wearing but at least it looked good. If I’m Josh I’m sitting down the costume designer and explaining to her/him the nuances of polyester pants and a man with ass. Just saying, when he first put those on I’m pretty sure his first reaction was laughter and a good ol’ “Fuck no.”
Probably your first reaction to this week was “alright apparently Katee can put her leg really high.” After that I hope it was I’ma vote for Katee, and after I do for the full 2hrs I’m just going to sit back with a jack n’ coke in one hand and type in the other while I read everything The Middlest Child has to offer by its 4 glorious authors.
We have received many emails as to a So You Think You Can Write. (Write…Write…) update. Last week was tortuous I had to write this article on the 4 proofs that man is inherently evil then at the last minute that conniving bastard William Shakespeare came over and stabbed the shit out of my MacBook with his quill. A fight to the end and I survived one more week with Shell Silverstein getting voted off.
Vote for Katee, read ALL of our shit, tell your friends, and as always welcome to the family.
