Hold up yore lighters in the sky, and wave them bitches side to side or a simple encore will do. Or for the contemporary, wave those cellys side to side. If you don’t know what a “celly,” is, leave. Just go to the browser window and type www.redneck.com, it will probably take you to something your speed.
I hope you all voted for the full two hours for the best couple on the show tonight….again, Katee and Josh. Everyone calls him Joshua but when I say that I feel like a parent scolding their child, not a fan rhythmic movement like I am. Imagine your name being Tim, and people were calling you Timmy all the time. Same thing. So on the Middlest Child he goes by Josh.
ANYWAY. They killed it again tonight. Katee is really turning in all around performances. Yes it’s the dancing but how about that acting? It’s all performing so it goes hand in hand but she really is knocking that part out. Tonight everything was really just cinematic and when they were done you just had a smile on your face. Last weeks face was a “damn,” face. This week was a smile. The smile that says a thousand words. Just a slightly smug one that says, ya I’m her friend we shared Ice Packs once. Who doesn’t like to smile? That’s right no one, except for that emo kid that cuts himself, but he’s not watching So You Think You Can Dance. Instead he’s watching me, on So You Think You Can Write.(Write…Write…Write)
Everyone really needs to continue to vote for Katee and Josh. Especially if they bring their mother fucking “A” game every week. It might be personal experience from when I danced professionally but it just seems they work harder than everyone. Like the other dancers are just left with that same “Damn,” face. Here is the video. Tell your friends, stick around for the other HILARIOUS articles by the 4 authors, (link on the right) and VOTE for Katee and Josh.
SIDENOTE: Apparently Katee has murdered a person at some point in her lifetime. To the make up artist that painted on that tear on Katee’s face; well done. Getting her that street cred vote she needed! Polls said she was missing the blood and crip vote. Click here to better understand. (Notice the orange jumpsuit he’s wearing) – Welcome to the Middlest Child family. For the middlest child in all of us.
You still don’t know what a Celly is? Like I said earlier, NASCAR.
